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Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day 2022 Box Review + Save 10% OFF

Author: Carlene Pfeifer

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Smartass and Sass is a monthly subscription box filled with items that will make you laugh!

“In late 2016, the founders (and friends of over 25 years), Abby and Kim, decided to start a subscription box service. They wanted to provide a fun (and funNY) way for people to treat themselves.

With a mix of chosen vendors and Smartass & Sass’ own curated products, providing a snarky box to all the badasses out there was on its way.

Why was Smartass & Sass created?

Out of the love for funny shit, cuss words, and treating oneself.” –SmartassandSass.com

This Review is of the Smartass & Sass – Limited Edition Mother’s Day Box

What’s in a Smartass & Sass box:

*SHIRT-Only* Subscription – $19.95 USD/month

• Get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month, delivered straight to your door. Unisex sizes XS-3XL.

*BOX* Subscription – $39.95 USD/month

• Get a monthly dose of sass! 6-8 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off. 

*BIG BOX* Subscription – $54.95 USD/month

• Includes the same 6-8 snarky goods as the regular-sized box plus a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt each month. Unisex sizes XS-3XL.

Smartass & Sass Limited Edition Mother’s Day 2022 Box Review:

Each month your box will include an information catalog, detailing all the items inside your box, how to use them, and the companies that created them. The theme for the Mother’s Day 2022 Box was You’re My F*ckin Rock!

“Where in the f*ckin’ WORLD would we be right now if it weren’t for those fabulous females we look up to so dearly in life?… Hats off, because if it wasn’t for them, we wouldn’t be the badass people we are today. This box is for the people that make the impossible seem possible.”  – Smartass & Sass You’re My F*ckin’ Rock (Mother’s Day) 2022 catalog.

‘Legendary Female’ Slippers – by LA Trading CO. – $45.00 value

Spring has arrived and many of us have not yet booked ourselves into getting a pedicure and therefore are still sporting our very sad-looking Covid toes. These cushy foot pillows are the perfect excuse to not look at that peeling toenail polish a minute longer. 100% soft polyester with a hard rubber sole, which will come in extra handy on garbage day when you have to make the 100-yard dash to get those bins out on time. The cute “legendary female” stitched saying is a welcome reminder to yourself that you deserve to stay in your PJs and slippers an hour longer any day of the week. Work hard, play hard, and then treat your tired footsies to your own little slice of heaven.

Queen Bee Bag – by Familiar Goods – $12.00 value

With the world opening back up, we are once again back in the office and hopefully doing some traveling.  I certainly can always put a new zippered pouch to good use, especially when this month’s box includes some handy things everyone needs to take on the go.  This 100% cotton canvas pouch is the perfect size to hold a face worth of makeup that can be thrown into your purse to keep you organized like the fantastic b*tch you are!

Sassy Bookmark Set by Letterpress PDX – $3.50 value

In a perfect world, there is no such thing as having too many books. And every great book needs an equally exceptional bookmark to hold your place. Designed for your inner Sasshole, this pastel cotton bookmark set has your back and is the perfect addition to a cozy day of reading (with your new slippers on of course!)

Take That Sh*t Down A Notch Pill Case by Smartass & Sass – $14.95 value

This adorable pill case isn’t for your Flintstone vitamins (or maybe it is, no judgment here, those things raised my generation) The spicy saying is just another reminder to kids to keep their hands off. And with a cute, little design, this case is ideal for throwing a day’s worth of medication for the on-the-go type of chick.

Sass Lip Gloss by Bella Pierre – $10.00 value

Oh boy, am I ever a sucker for a good everyday lip gloss! Collaborating with Rachel Couture, this vegan gloss delivers by going on smooth without leaving any dreaded stickiness and pleasantly surprises your senses with a soft rose extract scent.  The color (Sass) is an ideal iridescent pink that kisses you with just the right amount of color but is soft enough that it will likely complement any outfit or skin tone.

Breathe B*tch Bubble Bath (10oz) by Lauryn’s Garden – $12.00 value

This box is filled with all things needed to pamper yourself and a good bubble bath is a must in my books for some proper self-care. Included are 100% dead sea minerals designed to remove pollutants, soften skin and relax those tired, achy muscles. Opening up this adorable jar you will be drawn in by its soft “tea-like” smell and your eyes are gifted with an array of dried rose petals only fit for a warrior queen’s bath. So lock the door, ignore the kids and soak your worries away with this little jar of delight.

Wine Condom Pack by Screw The Cork – $12.99 value

Stop blushing, these are for wine bottles, you dirty-minded bugger! This 6 pack of premium wine condoms will keep your unfinished bottles (yes, some ladies actually do have some unfinished bottles) fresh for the next day of shenanigans. Not only is this a clever design but it definitely will be a topic of conversation at your next dinner party when you whip one of these out. So practice safe wine-drinking ladies and wrap that unused bottle up!

Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day Box Verdict:

It’s widely known that many men are not the best gift-givers and with Mother’s Day rapidly approaching we are more than justified to take matters into our own hands and treat ourselves. This box is the perfect array of goodies that will make anyone smile, yet be able to be put to good use to make you (or the exceptional lady in your life) feel special. Smartass & Sass once again delivers a box that is quirky yet functional and includes gifts that we never knew existed and that we absolutely need to have. I adore the thoughtfully curated products that give us the perfect excuse to kick back and relax and celebrate our sassy selves.