Smartass & Sass Graduation Sale: Save 20% OFF Past Boxes
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“Say goodbye to class, hello to sass!
Have a special grad in your life? You can do better than a boring gift card! Or, get something for yourself as a big pat on the back for getting out there and being f*cking amazing every day.”
Check out the Smartass & Sass Graduation Season Sale and save 20% off on all past boxes!!
Smartass & Sass Coupons:
Save 20% OFF on ALL Past Boxes.Use this link and check out the Past Boxes Section. *Discount automatically applied at checkout – Cannot be combined with any other offer!
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders.Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day 2022 Box Review + Save 10% OFF
Author: Carlene Pfeifer
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support! **This box was sent to SubscriptionBoxes.ca for review purposes and is our honest opinion.
Smartass and Sass is a monthly subscription box filled with items that will make you laugh!
“In late 2016, the founders (and friends of over 25 years), Abby and Kim, decided to start a subscription box service. They wanted to provide a fun (and funNY) way for people to treat themselves.
With a mix of chosen vendors and Smartass & Sass’ own curated products, providing a snarky box to all the badasses out there was on its way.
Why was Smartass & Sass created?
Out of the love for funny shit, cuss words, and treating oneself.” –SmartassandSass.com
Smartass & Sass Limited Edition Mother’s Day 2022 Box Review:
Each month your box will include an information catalog, detailing all the items inside your box, how to use them, and the companies that created them. The theme for the Mother’s Day 2022 Box was You’re My F*ckin Rock!
“Where in the f*ckin’ WORLD would we be right now if it weren’t for those fabulous females we look up to so dearly in life?… Hats off, because if it wasn’t for them, we wouldn’t be the badass people we are today. This box is for the people that make the impossible seem possible.”– Smartass & Sass You’re My F*ckin’ Rock (Mother’s Day) 2022 catalog.
‘Legendary Female’ Slippers – by LA Trading CO. – $45.00 value
Spring has arrived and many of us have not yet booked ourselves into getting a pedicure and therefore are still sporting our very sad-looking Covid toes. These cushy foot pillows are the perfect excuse to not look at that peeling toenail polish a minute longer. 100% soft polyester with a hard rubber sole, which will come in extra handy on garbage day when you have to make the 100-yard dash to get those bins out on time. The cute “legendary female” stitched saying is a welcome reminder to yourself that you deserve to stay in your PJs and slippers an hour longer any day of the week. Work hard, play hard, and then treat your tired footsies to your own little slice of heaven.
Queen Bee Bag – by Familiar Goods – $12.00 value
With the world opening back up, we are once again back in the office and hopefully doing some traveling. I certainly can always put a new zippered pouch to good use, especially when this month’s box includes some handy things everyone needs to take on the go. This 100% cotton canvas pouch is the perfect size to hold a face worth of makeup that can be thrown into your purse to keep you organized like the fantastic b*tch you are!
Sassy Bookmark Set by Letterpress PDX – $3.50 value
In a perfect world, there is no such thing as having too many books. And every great book needs an equally exceptional bookmark to hold your place. Designed for your inner Sasshole, this pastel cotton bookmark set has your back and is the perfect addition to a cozy day of reading (with your new slippers on of course!)
Take That Sh*t Down A Notch Pill Case by Smartass & Sass – $14.95 value
This adorable pill case isn’t for your Flintstone vitamins (or maybe it is, no judgment here, those things raised my generation) The spicy saying is just another reminder to kids to keep their hands off. And with a cute, little design, this case is ideal for throwing a day’s worth of medication for the on-the-go type of chick.
Sass Lip Gloss by Bella Pierre – $10.00 value
Oh boy, am I ever a sucker for a good everyday lip gloss! Collaborating with Rachel Couture, this vegan gloss delivers by going on smooth without leaving any dreaded stickiness and pleasantly surprises your senses with a soft rose extract scent. The color (Sass) is an ideal iridescent pink that kisses you with just the right amount of color but is soft enough that it will likely complement any outfit or skin tone.
Breathe B*tch Bubble Bath (10oz) by Lauryn’s Garden – $12.00 value
This box is filled with all things needed to pamper yourself and a good bubble bath is a must in my books for some proper self-care. Included are 100% dead sea minerals designed to remove pollutants, soften skin and relax those tired, achy muscles. Opening up this adorable jar you will be drawn in by its soft “tea-like” smell and your eyes are gifted with an array of dried rose petals only fit for a warrior queen’s bath. So lock the door, ignore the kids and soak your worries away with this little jar of delight.
Wine Condom Pack by Screw The Cork – $12.99 value
Stop blushing, these are for wine bottles, you dirty-minded bugger! This 6 pack of premium wine condoms will keep your unfinished bottles (yes, some ladies actually do have some unfinished bottles) fresh for the next day of shenanigans. Not only is this a clever design but it definitely will be a topic of conversation at your next dinner party when you whip one of these out. So practice safe wine-drinking ladies and wrap that unused bottle up!
Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day Box Verdict:
It’s widely known that many men are not the best gift-givers and with Mother’s Day rapidly approaching we are more than justified to take matters into our own hands and treat ourselves. This box is the perfect array of goodies that will make anyone smile, yet be able to be put to good use to make you (or the exceptional lady in your life) feel special. Smartass & Sass once again delivers a box that is quirky yet functional and includes gifts that we never knew existed and that we absolutely need to have. I adore the thoughtfully curated products that give us the perfect excuse to kick back and relax and celebrate our sassy selves.
Smartass & Sass May 2022 Box FULL Spoilers + Coupons
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May’s theme is ‘It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything’s Fine’
“This month is all about trudging through the bullshit. Sometimes everything is on f*cking fire around you and all you can do is pretend sh*t is all good. May is all about those wide-eyed, WTF moments.”
*Order cut-off is May 13th and boxes ship May 18th.
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day 2022 Box FULL Spoilers + Save 10% OFF
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support!
Mother’s Day is creeping up fast and we all know that if mom doesn’t get what she wants for Mother’s Day, we will be hearing about it all year long! So don’t wait until the last minute to run out to the store and buy the same old boring flowers and chocolates. Plan ahead and make her feel like the rockstar that she is!
Does your mom or other remarkable women in your life love to laugh? Have a sarcastic sense of humor or potty mouth? Enjoy being treated like the queen bee of the house?
This one-time box is the perfect gift for the women in your life you are celebrating this Mother’s Day! A way of showing thanks, when words are not enough! This box will show her that you really do care, despite what she may think the other 364 days of the year! 😉 A sassy box full of joy just for her, and no one else!
We have the Full Spoilers for the Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day 2022 box! This box will sell out fast! So if you love it, order it now!
Mother’s Day Theme is ‘You’re My F*ckin’ Rock’
“We all know it. Women run this world! Take a moment to honor the special ladies in your life with this awesome collection of past and new products.
Let your mouthy mom, sassy sister, aunt, grandma, BFF, or any awesome lady in your life know that they are your F*cking rock! Or snag one for yourself. ;)”
See what’s inside the Smartass & Sass Mother’s Day 2022 Box!
Mother’s Day box subscribers will receive these items (if you’re not a subscriber yet, you can sign-up here!):
Legendary Female Slippers by LA Trading Co
Our Slippers are perfectly plush, highly cozy, and super easy to wear. The kind of slipper you want to slip on as soon as you walk into the house and never take off, the hard rubber sole makes walking outside simple while the unique embroidered design adds personality. S/M – fits Women’s US Sizes 6-8 or M/L – fits Women’s US Sizes 9-10.
Queen Bee Pouch by Familiar Goods
7″ x 10″ zipper pouch * 100% Cotton Canvas
Sassy Bookmark Set by Letterpress PDX
Leave me alone when my face is in a book. These bookmarks are geared directly to sassholes! Set of 3 custom bookmarks in pastel cotton papers with gold ink printing. Mark your place like a boss, babe! 7″ x 2″
Sass Lip Gloss by Bellapierre
A special collaboration between us and Rachel Couture giving you all a pearly pink lip gloss with rose extract, perfectly named SASS. Having a light rose scent and a minimal pink tone, this gloss enhances your natural lips. Vegan and cruelty-free.
Breathe B*tch Detox Bubble Bath by Lauryn’s Garden
Reset your mind, body, and spirit with this mineral bubble bath straight fromthe Dead Sea. The salt from theDead Sea has the highest mineral concentration in the world–a bath time must. It’s guaranteed to keep fucks-to-be-given to a minimum. 6 oz. glass jar.
Wine Condom (6 Pack) by Screw The Cork
Food-grade natural rubber that is 100% guaranteed to reseal your wine with no leaks every time. As wine lovers ourselves, we are committed to helping you preserve every drop.
Take That Sh*t Down a Notch Pill Case by Smartass & Sass
Maybe you want a gift that keeps giving for 3 months, 6 months, or all year long?Check out the monthly subscription boxes, that range from a lot of Sass each month to just a little Sass month after month!
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass April 2022 Box FULL Spoilers + Save 10% OFF
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support!
April’s Theme is ‘Guess Who Has Their Shit Together!’
“This month’s subscription is about to show everybody who’s boss. 🥇 We are constantly leveling up and reaching towards the aspirations of our dreams. Guess who has it all together now, baby. April is all about protecting your peace—bother inner and outer.☮️“
*Order cut-off is April 13th and boxes ship April 18th.
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass January 2022 Box Review + Save 10% OFF
Author: Carlene Pfeifer
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support! **This box was sent to SubscriptionBoxes.ca for review purposes and is our honest opinion.
Smartass and Sass is a monthly subscription box filled with items that will make you laugh! It was started because the owners adore the products and the vendors who create them. They wanted to cultivate a collection of hilarious stuff while also creating a platform for awesome artists and designers to share their goods in a unique way. Each month you’ll receive hand-curated items saturated with pure snark and sass.
Smartass & Sass January 2022 Box Review: *BOX* Subscription
Each month your box will include an information catalog, detailing all the items inside your box, how to use them, and the companies that created them. The theme for the January 2022 Box was New Year, New B*ITCH.
“Heading back to the grind after the NewYear is always somewhat of a challenge. Swapping the pajama pants for the slacks again…sigh. Maybe throw these stickers on your laptop or water bottle to keep those resolutions front and center, or pull out that nifty-ass office kit when you’re in a pinch for some supplies. Don’t forget to keep on course with your handy new weekly tracker.” – Smartass & Sass January 2022 catalog
Calm Down – mist me face/body therapy spritz (3.5 fl oz) by Pinch Me Therapy Dough – $10.99 value
Whether you’re a busy mom running kids around, a badass lady boss, or just someone generally overwhelmed. This product is perfect to make you spot for a few seconds to take a much-needed decompression. This mist me therapy spritz reminds me of pulling a warm blanket out of the dryer as a kid and cuddling up on the couch enjoying every last moment of that warmth. This soft, sweet, floral scent absorbs quickly into the skin, leaving no oily residue and making you feel like you just got a much-needed hug to keep you going!
Per My Last Email – desk accessories by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value
Good things do come in small packages! This witty and adorable office kit has everything you need to make your day successful. The convenient compact sizing makes this set perfect to throw in your bag when you are on the go but still needs to be functional. I guess showing the slogan to your boss or coworkers is your discretion, but we all know that one person it pertains to!
Makeup Brushes by Smartass & Sass – $24.99 value
Girl, if you are rocking these makeup brushes, there is definitely nothing basic about you! These brushes are incredibly stylish in color and come with a trendy vegan bag in a beautiful navy color. I always appreciate a soft makeup brush that doesn’t shed with use and these fit the bill perfectly.
Reusable Snack Bags by ASOBU – $12.00 value
This set of 3 reusable food storage bags are a generous size that could easily accommodate the kids’ snacks (with the more appropriate slogan). The material appears to be easily wipeable, with a ziplock closure and they are dishwasher safe!!! Cause do we have time for anything that isn’t?! Or you can claim these as yours and yours only, and throw your mommy-only snacks in these and you are ready to dominate your day. Remember, if the kids ask you for a bite just tell them they are “spicy”! And calories totally don’t count in these cause they are good for the environment!!
Careful What You Eat Condiment Ramekins by Smartass & Sass – $17.95 value
Restrictions are being lifted and entertainment is starting back up again! These adorable dip ramekins will definitely bring a laugh to the table and perhaps have your guests question your hosting skills…in the best way possible! I joked with my husband I might end up using these to put his daily vitamins in and he’s therefore been duly warned of my intentions…jk!
Get it Together Sticker Set by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value
They had me at “making the best of this mess!” These thick, durable vinyl stickers will no doubt make a perfect addition to anyone’s coffee thermos, water bottle, or phone cover. The cute slogans are even kid-friendly but don’t stress, these stickers are for you only!
Sassy Bookmark Set by Letterpress PDX – $3.50 value
Throw a spritz of your therapy spray on, pour a cup of tea, grab your favorite book, and lock the door. This is your time to unwind and dive into a literary masterpiece with the help of these 3 bookmarks to keep your place. I appreciate the sturdy paper, adorned in different soft pastel colors. So while your book might be heavy and serious, these cute bookmarks will keep your sasshole self grounded to who you really are!
2022 Weekly Tracker by Smartass & Sass – $9.95 value
New year, new you right? Meh, I don’t know about you but after last year, I’m just happy we all survived, lol! But that doesn’t mean I couldn’t use a little more organization in my life and I’ll take all the help I can get. This handy disposable tracker gives you a cute new sheet every week for your goals and habits and even reminds us wanna be green thumbs, to go water our damn plants! Now to start dreaming about what I’m going to write down in the little rewards box.
Smartass & Sass January 2022 Review – Verdict:
In my humble opinion, there are more than enough heavy events happening in our lives and I think we are all justified in granting ourselves a moment of relaxation and humor here and there. This Smartass & Sass box is a perfect accompaniment to keeping your life light and upbeat but also organized and on point. Each product is well made and useful in function while ensuring it is both beautiful and snarky. This box is perfect for anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously and it’s a great reminder to smile a little more and stress a little less!
Smartass & Sass Mystery Box: Be That B*tch FULL Spoilers + Coupons
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We have the Smartass & Sass March 2022 Mystery Box – Be That B*tch – FULL Spoilers!
“This one-off box is all about being THAT GIRL. The month of March holds the important f*cking date of International Women’s Day, and boy do we all know through and through the daily struggles of being such. In the month of March, the S&S crew will be donating to 3 women-focused charities. Be THAT b*tch by supporting the girls everywhere. The products the Sass Squad selected to be in this box are intended to empower and remind us, women, that we got this. Not only are you receiving, you’re giving. What’s more badass than that?“
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Celebrate International Women’s Day – Save 25% on select items.Use this link to shop – 5% of the proceeds from sales in this collection will be split between the 3 women-focused groups.
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
When ordering your box, you can choose which charity you would like to contribute to in the drop-down donation section! 🙂
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass March 2022 Box FULL Spoilers + Coupons
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support!
“Looking for an adult? F*ck… we are one. This month’s subscription is about pulling your shit together…sorta. 🙃 Another fine day ruined by ‘adulthood’, we didn’t ask for all this! Let’s all help each other out by springing into new (or forgotten…) habits. 🤩 March is all about being (semi) responsible. 🙈“
*Order cut-off is March 13th and boxes ship March 18th.
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
See what’s inside the Smartass & Sass March 2022 Box!
March 2022 subscribers will receive these items (if you’re not a subscriber yet, you can sign-up here!):
“B*tch Be Gone” Spray bottle from Plant Therapy (SPOILER)*
16 oz., Glass (Reuse again and again!), Bottle and silicone sleeve are dishwasher safe! The nozzle should be hand-washed, Gets rid of all those germs!
“Doing Squats” – Resistance Body bands from Smartass & Sass (SECOND SPOILER)*
Set of three hysterically custom bands, all with different resistant strengths. Go blue if you want somethin’ light, yellow if you want that medium comfort zone, and head to black if you want your ass kicked.
Table protectors*
Cleaning cloth*
Metal measurers*
Fresh wrap*
Purpose pad
Chomper cleaner*
Holder-of-things
Tiny traveler*
& a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!*
*These items contain profanity
Looking for just a little bit of sass?
They also offer a Shirt-Only subscription and options for under $16 USD
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support!
“Looking for an adult? F*ck… we are one. This month’s subscription is about pulling your shit together…sorta. 🙃 Another fine day ruined by ‘adulthood’, we didn’t ask for all this! Let’s all help each other out by springing into new (or forgotten…) habits. 🤩 March is all about being (semi) responsible. 🙈“
*Order cut-off is March 13th and boxes ship March 18th.
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
Save $30 OFF when you prepay for a 6-month Big Boxes subscription.Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
Spoilers coming soon…
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
Smartass & Sass February 2022 Box FULL Spoilers + Save 10% OFF
*This post contains affiliate links and we may receive a small compensation if you make a purchase after clicking through our links, at no extra cost to you. Thank you for your support!
We have the Smartass & Sass February 2022 box FULL Spoilers!
February’s Theme is TREAT YOURSELF!
“This month’s subscription is all about the goods. 🍭 Feeling good, eating good, and being good—give yourself all of the above. 🧴Indulging in these things will have you feeling oh-so-f*ckin sweet and ready to conquer the rest of this chilly season. February is all about that fuzzy feeling inside when you treat yourself. ❣️“
*Order cut-off is February 10th (short month!) and boxes ship February 18th.
Smartass & Sass Coupon:
Save 10% OFF all first-time subscriptions and shop orders. Use this link and code 10OFFSASS
Buy One, Get One FREE on ALL Past Boxes.Use this link and check out the Shop Section. No Coupon Code Needed *Cannot be combined with any other offer!
See what’s inside the Smartass & Sass February 2022 Box!
February subscribers will receive these items (if you’re not a subscriber yet, you can sign-up here!):
“Life Doesn’t Get Any Butter Than This” Popcorn Bowl (1ST SPOILER)
Sassy Cookie Cutters (SECOND SPOILER)
Bottle topper
Tasty treat
Under-eye energy
Face sculpting took
Tasty treat topping
Feet treatment
Warm comfort drink
& a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!*
*These items contain profanity
Looking for just a little bit of sass?
They also offer a Shirt-Only subscription and options for under $16 USD
“Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service with snark. We have a monthly subscription, an online shop, and one-time theme boxes—perfect for anyone who loves to laugh.”
About Smartass & Sass:
Smartass & Sass is a monthly lifestyle subscription box making people laugh through sarcastic humor! Each month your box will be filled with full-sized humorous, handpicked products made by artists and small businesses that are bound to make you laugh your way through life.
What’s in a Smartass & Sass box: Choose your plan:
Shirt-Only Subscription – soft-blend tee, unisex sizes XS-3XL
